CR Chart

Parkour with Knives

Crossdressing Pirate

This asshole has some tricks up their sleeve. Kinda hot. Could be useful to know.

BJs

Creepy Child

The gothling housemate. Creepy as fuck, but she’s gonna help me with the sexy calendar, so there’s that.

Grand Theft Materia

Yuffie

Kinda cute. Kinda easy. Gonna be in the calendar.

Bears Ruining School Kids

A Forgettable Protagonist

Pretty sure he was brought here by the Fire Crystal purely for schadenfreude purposes. The saddest maybe-highschool kid ever. Entertaining as shit, though.

Brain Bleach

Old Hag

Haven’t actually met her yet. An old lady who lives vicariously through pimping out her much-younger housemates. Which, you know, do what ya gotta do to stay young. Has a samurai fetish. Might have lived during their time.

Never Getting Translated 3

Rock Star

Who the fuck wears a pink suit and a wig in public voluntarily? Seriously? He better be as talented as he makes himself out to be. Still trying to figure out if he’s hot enough to be a calendar cover. Strictly for business.

FF VII: Oedipus Complex

Whiny Baby

Annoying brat. He’s negative help in any situation.

Final Fantasy: Dead Chocobo

That Know-it-all Kid

Thinks he knows everything about Crystals. Asshole. Akane could totally own his ass.

Triangles: In the Sky

Zelda

Naïve as shit, but pretty cool. She’s…actually really helpful. Not the worst Hero.

A Cat Lady’s Imagination

Bibliophile

Looks boring, but has a sordid past. Might be useful. Definitely fun to poke at. Likes books way more than is normal.

90s Nostalgia...with Ghosts

Keiko

Not sure how she managed to snag a fiancé. She’s got small boobs and she’s stingy as hell with ‘em. But, she’s not the worst Hero. Kinda cool, when she’s not being a hardass.

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